tvatavuk
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Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Posts: 673
Location: Split, Croatia
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 Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:32 pm Post subject: The Why's of Men.................Hmmmm |
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The Why's of Men.................Hmmmm
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING Kittens? (because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING Kittens? (they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE
EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their
balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT
DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the
lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
laughter in your heart......
Then you are just an old sour fart.
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Tino Vatavuk
Little black dress which replaced Alfa Romeo 33 S 16v Permanent 4 GMo |
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