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Ian M
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:23 am    Post subject: Why we split up Reply with quote

Why we split up......

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending:-
£65.00 on make-up,
£150.00 for a cut and color,
£30.00 for a manicure,
£40.00 for a pedicure,
£50.00 on vitamins,
£300.00 on clothes and
£600.00 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.
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tvatavuk
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awsome Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL! I like that one Ian..... that's a little bit of reality in there too!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol!
Will shamlessly steal that one for alfa155.org. Wicked!
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