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bobbber
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:54 am    Post subject: I can't do any work on my Alfa today because....... Reply with quote

Thought this would be a bit of fun!

"I can't work on my Alfa today because....."

Replies please!

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bobbber
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's an example - this really happened :

"I couldn't put the strut back on my 33 because my wife had to hold it in place and her waters had just broken!"

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I can't work on my Alfa today because.....MY OTHER ONE BROKE DOWN FIRST" Exclamation
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well ...


I can't work on my Alfa today because the other Alfa (147) got jealous and decided to overheat to 130C. So work on the 33 is postponed till I have the thermostat replaced in the 147.
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Bellamachinna
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't work on my Alfa today because, the bloody car has nothing wrong with it now... It`s so reliable, just like a Hyundai... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't work on my Alfa today because the part i need (centre exhaust + cat) is probably going to cost more than the £2.23 i have rolling around in my jeans pocket Sad

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Bellamachinna Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:26 pm Post subject:

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I can't work on my Alfa today because, the bloody car has nothing wrong with it now


I've never heard such blatent lying......it's a 33, there's always something wrong!!! Laughing
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col748
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i can't work on my alfa today cos i don't know where to start to much gone wrong
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I cant work on my alfa today,as there are only 24 hours in a day and my alfa needs 25 Confused !

regards john
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i couldn't do any work on my alfa for last two weekends because i was putting crank and con rod in this http://s114.photobucket.com/albums/n263/stephen1980_2006/
not alfa i know but still flat four
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Ben_nz
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

col748 wrote:
i couldn't do any work on my alfa for last two weekends because i was putting crank and con rod in this http://s114.photobucket.com/albums/n263/stephen1980_2006/
not alfa i know but still flat four

Even with all the heads and everything off the block, the motor still looks like a Borg cube off Star Trek! Shocked

I can't do any work on my Alfa today because... oh wait, I am going to work on the Alfa today. Sad
I have a track day coming up on the 22nd, and I've got it booked in to get some sexy carb trumpets fitted and get the brakes looked at. What it really needs is the heads reconditioned but there'll be no time or money for that!
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