RFlower
Alfa 33
Joined: 17 Feb 2004
Posts: 432
Location: S of France
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 Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:41 pm Post subject: Pig story |
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A Northern Territory jackaroo radios back to the station manager: "Hey boss, I have one hell of a problem here. I hit a bloody pig with the 4WD. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the roo-bar at the front and is squealing and wriggling around so much I can’t get him out."
The manager says, "OK, there's a 303 rifle behind the seat, take it out and shoot the bloody pig in the head, then you'll be able to remove him."
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss. I took the 303 and shot the bloody pig in the head and removed him from the roo-bar. No problem there, but I still can't go on."
"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager.
"Well Boss, it’s his motor bike. The bloody flashing blue light’s jammed tight between the right front wheel arch and the wheel.......................Hello?
Ya there boss?"
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Dick Flower, Nr. Carcassonne. '94 Trofeo 1.4 ie (F), '93 Imola 1.3/1.4 ie (now for breaking) (F), '91 1.7 ie (GB)(spare car), '86 Sprint 1.5 QV (F). '87 VW Syncro camper (F), '73 NSU Ro80 (F), '99 Fiat Seicento (F) |
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