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dave
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:34 pm    Post subject: best in engine in the world Reply with quote

the best engine in the world is the faxxxy it takes any size piston
is self lubricating starts with 1 finger and every 4 weeks does it s own oil change
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bobbber
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you going to become a woman-hater now then Dave!? Laughing

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john 33_16v
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Er yeah, nice.

Reminds me of my mechanic college days when a master taught us how to remember engineering 'fits', by thinking of a honeymoon.

Start of the week= interference fit
Mid week= tolerance fit
End of week = clearance fit, or also known as 'clowns pocket' and 'wizzards sleeve'!

John
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