rsfruitbat Alfa Sprint
Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 241 Location: Kidderminster
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:48 pm Post subject: wisdom |
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A man drivng his Alfa 33 was goingdown a twisty B road when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."
The driver pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Italy so I can
drive over anytime I want to get my spares." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the channel and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire
for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that
could possibly help mankind."
The driver thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she
feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" |
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