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alferr
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Location: ausrtralia, south australia
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 Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 12:55 am Post subject: An OLDIE but a GOODIE |
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What does FIAT stand for?
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burgo90
Alfa Sprint
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paddy granger
Alfa Sprint
Joined: 12 Aug 2003
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Or
Finance
Is
A
Trauma
 From James who is too lazy to log me off.
A man goes into a car accessory shop and say's to the assistant "Can I have a hub cap for my ARNA?"
The assistant thinks for a moment and reply's "Okay, it seems a fair swop" |
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james
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Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Posts: 82
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| Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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and...
F**ked
On
Race
Day
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James Granger
Alfa 33
Joined: 10 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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or...
F**ked
Old
Rubber
Donkey
against
A
Luscious
F**king
Automobile |
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Adam H
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Joined: 07 May 2003
Posts: 92
Location: Portsmouth, UK
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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A quickie - can someone from Germany please help?
I understand that FIAT is an acronym for 'Failure In All Parts' - what is the German for the phrase?
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James Granger
Alfa 33
Joined: 10 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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(F**ked?) In Allen Teilen
Can't seem to solve the F part: ausfall, versagen, defekt... |
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Alfist
Alfa Arna
Joined: 27 Jun 2003
Posts: 19
Location: Oude Pekela, The Netherlands
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Hmm.......old car jokes eh?
Here's some variants of those old car jokes in dutch:
FIAT= Fiasco In Auto Techniek.
Ford= Financieel Onbetrouwbaar Rot Ding.
VW= Volkomen Waardeloos.
AUDI= Als U Duwen Interesseerd.
Opel= Overal Pijn en Leed.
Opel= Overal Plamuur en Laswerk.
Opel= Overal Pech En Lawaai.
VOLVO= Vele Onderdelen Liggen Verder Op.
Here's a translations of it, doesn't sound correct in English though. 
FIAT = fiasco in car technique.
Ford = financial unreliable rotten thing.
VW = complete worthless.
AUDI = if pushing interests you (??).
Opel = everywhere pain and sorrow.
Opel = everywhere filler and welding.
Opel = everywhere misfortune and noise.
VOLVO = many parts lie further on.
Saluti sportive, Arjan.
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johnboy
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Joined: 26 Jun 2003
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Location: margate U.K
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| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 10:53 am Post subject: |
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OR LOTUS
LOTS
OF
TROUBLE
USUALLY
SERIOUS 
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