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[Ian M]

Cool Things About Being A Man
>1- Your ar$e is never a factor in a job interview.
>2- Your orgasms are real. Always.
>3- Your last name stays put.
>4- The garage is all yours.
>5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
>7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>8- You don't give a toss if someone notices your new haircut.
>9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
>10- Same work, more pay.
>11- Wrinkles add character.
>12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
>13- Wedding dress £2,000.00; Suit rental £100.00
>14- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
>15- One mood, all the time.
>16- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
>17- A five-day holiday requires only 1 suitcase.
>18- You can open all your own jars.
>19- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>20- Your underwear is £10.00 for a three-pack.
>21- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices..
>22- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>23- You can quietly watch a match with your mate for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me".
>24- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
>25- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>26- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
>27- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>28- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>29- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
>30- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
>31- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
>32- The world is your urinal.
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>10. They have breasts.
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[Wizz]

Hah, good one. =)
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//Wizz
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