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RFlower
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:28 pm    Post subject: What do Retired People do all day? Reply with quote

What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Working people often ask us what we do to make our days interesting.

Well for example, the other day my wife and I went into town.
We were only in the shop for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a copper writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and pleaded, "Hey, come on officer, give a senior citizen a break will you pleease?"

He ignored us, and carried on writing the ticket.
So I called him a rude name; well wouldn't you? He ignored me, that's rude for a start.
He glared at me, and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
My wife called him a rude name.
He finished the second ticket, and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care.
We had walked into town..

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age don't you think?
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johnboy
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:25 pm    Post subject: Re: What do Retired People do all day? Reply with quote

Hi RFLower

Ive always wanted to do that,nice one Wink

regards john
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