Ian M
Green Cloverleaf
Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Posts: 911
Location: Bath Somerset
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 Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 9:02 pm Post subject: Agony "UNCLE" |
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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend.
Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not
get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still
apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If youıre still not sure then just perform oral Kittens on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral Kittens on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your
skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral
Kittens on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to
do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (itıs great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral Kittens on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband doesnıt know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it
do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to
videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a
birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral Kittens on him and cook
him a delicious meal.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Kittens should
be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay.
What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should;
He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!
Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral Kittens on him and cooking
him a nice meal.
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without
giving me one.
A: Iım not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps youıve forgotten to cook
him a nice meal? |
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and so true.
