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[Errol]

This is the most funniest stuff ive read. Couldnt stop laughing!

- I live my life a quarter pounder at a time... And for those 500 calories or more... I'm free.

- I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS!!! Two of them. The big ones. And Harry, I need them by tonight.

- AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN THE WAY YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF TO PEICES!

- What's the retail on one of those??
More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar burger!

- You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!

- Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line.
What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

- My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones

- So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out??

- It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

- Bull sh*t a**hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!

- You almost had me? Almost had me? You NEVER had me. You never had your burger.... Granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should!!!

- Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.

- You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!

- Don't do it! I'll bet you he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!

- Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

- They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone.. NARKED me out. AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

- I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.

- Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

- All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.

- I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?

- Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal.
But If I win, I take the burger AND i take the TOY.

To some people that's more important...
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[johnboy]

[quote="Errol"]This is the most funniest stuff ive read. Couldnt stop laughing!

- I live my life a quarter pounder at a time... And for those 500 calories or more... I'm free.

- I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS!!! Two of them. The big ones. And Harry, I need them by tonight.


- My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones

Hi, outstanding,i could place every bit of the film.had me cracking up
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